Un-birthday!!!

Happy un-birthday to me!!!! Today is not my birthday, nor is it even close to my birthday (August 8th). But in celebration of my non-birthday, feel free to buy me any of these awesome items on my wish-list…

1. Street smarts
2. A Munchkin from the Wizard of Oz
3. 8 square feet of Switzerland
4. A ninja cat (video demonstration of acceptable cat
5. Susan Boyle’s voice
6. 3 purple pixie sticks
7. Eyes for the back of my head
8. Hippopotamus shaped cookie cutter
9. 1 oz bottle of moon dust
10. Winning lottery ticket
11. Canned air

Happy hunting! I know you won’t let me down!